Disarm You With a Smile

Title: Voyage Closed and Done
Rating: PG
Summary: Rodney needs to rest
Disclaimer: characters property of MGM, Brad Wright and Robert C. Cooper
Word Count: 1489
Notes: Title taken from Whitman's O Captain, My Captain!.
( The ship is anchor'd, safe and sound, it's voyage closed and done / From fearful trip the victor ship comes in with object won. )

Title: Right On Time
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em, just playin.
Summary: all day seduction, sort of.
WC: 750
Author's Note: written for this round of mcsmooch. Unbeta'd, but short, so if you spot anything, let me know.

( Right on Time )

so, there's this post over on chrisandsteve wherein the guys' 'travel plans' are discussed. There's also a call for comment porn. So yeah. Chris/Steve being my RPS OTP and all.....

Title: What Happens in Vegas
Rating: R for language and implied guy/guy sexiness
Disclaimer: I only know Steve, and I'm absolutely positive, reasonably sure, going out on a limb thinking that he and Chris don't have this kind of relationship.
Summary: Steve's in Vegas. So's Chris. :D
WC: 457

( The Summer air was heavy and sweet. )

Gakked from denied_heaven and nyghtpet

1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble titled the same thing as the song playing.
4. The number of words in the drabble should the songs length.
*Example - Drive My Car is 2 minutes & 33 seconds. So the drabble should have 233 words.*
5. Do five (more if you wish) of these, then post them.

Title: Here Without You by Three Doors Down
Pairing: Steve/Chris
Rating: G
Lyrics: I'm here without you, baby
But you're still on my lonely mind
I dream about you baby
and I think about you all the time.
( Here Without You )
*****

Title: The Air That I Breathe by the Hollies
Pairing:Sam/Dean
Rating: R for wincest
Lyrics: If I could make a wish I think I'd pass
Can't think of anything I need
No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound
Nothing to eat no books to read
Making love with you, has left me peaceful warm inside
What more could I ask
There's nothing left to be desired
( The Air That I Breathe )
*****


Title: Why Can't This Be Love? by Van Halen
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Lyrics: Oh here it comes again
That funny feelin again winding me up inside
Every time we touch
Hey I don't know
Just tell me where to begin
cause I never ever Felt so much
No I can't recall any love at all
Baby this blows 'em all away
( Why Can't This Be Love? )

I've been LOVING the little kissing stories coming out of mcsmooch and wanted to try my hand at it too. It's rare that I write in the SGA fandom, preferring to let the 'pros' of that fandom handle those characters. My attempts at them alwasy seem off. but I wanted to do a tag to The Last Man, and this seemed the perfect opportunity. so. Here ya go.

Title: Return
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: PG for snogging.
WC: 1200
Disclaimer: yeah. I don't know who owns em, but it ain't me.
( Return )

So I posted a drabble call the other day, and got three takers. It's still open, if you'd like a drabble/ficlet.

BUT! These are the three responses to the prompts I got. So, rowaine, vichan, and denied_heaven, ladies? here are your ficlets.

For rowaine
Title: Spectrum
Rating: PG for snogging
Disclaimer: Don't belong to me
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Prompt: Xander knows he's straight...isn't he?
( Spectrum )

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for vichan
Title: Hustle
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Don't belong to me
Pairing: Spike/Dean/Sam
Prompt: Spike, Dean, Beer
Note: Sammy butted his way into this. Sorry. Hope you like it.
( Hustle )

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fordenied_heaven
Title: Unexpected
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Don't belong to me
Pairing: Chris/Steve
Prompt: Chris and Steve
( Unexpected )

Title: Detente
Rating: R, maybe? not smutty
Pairing/Character: Xander
Prompt: Fight till you can't fight anymore, Xander, snark.
Disclaimer: Don't own em, but we all knew that.

( Detente )

Title: What They Do
Rating: NC-17, yup, this is porn.
Disclaimer: If J and J are doing this, then, well, I had nothing to do with it!
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Word count: 2,417
Notes: beta’d by the awesome sweptawaybayou. Any mistakes still here are all mine. This is the oft requested third installment of the ‘Back to Work’ not-series. Or, as I like to call it, the Jared Gives Good Phone Sex verse. Hopefully, you guys like this as much as you did the other two.

( What happened when Jared hung up on Jensen? )

jaredn's pov of the "PHONE CALL" in Back To Work. I'm so tickled at that little ficlet. Hah! My first ever fic to receive two pages of comments. That's so awesome!

( Again, late night, funky brain. This is what happens. )

OMG. I hate V-Day. But everyone's writing about people getting together and I HAD to join in the fun!

( What if John hated Valentine's Day, but Rodney didn't? )

Read that the strike was officially over, and this popped into my head. What, exactly, it has to to with the strike ending, I have no idea, but there's some part of me that hopes this really happened. *sigh* I'm such a pervert. My apologies to Mr. Ackles and Mr. Padalecki.

Title: Back to Work
Rating: NC-17 like whoa.
PairingL Jared/Jensen
Disclaimer: Oh man. I don't know either of these guys. They're probably NOT doing the things I have them doing in this fic.
Note: Not beta'd. My bad. If you see anything that needs fixing, let me know.
Word Count: 1200

( Back To Work )
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If Jared REALLY talks like that? Jesus Hhppin' Christ on a pogo stick.

Title: A Stone Not Returned
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sam&Dean
Spoilers: yeah. BIG Spoilers! For Malleus Mallificarum (um, 3.8, I think?)
Summary: a tag to Malleus Mallificarum. Demons lie. Sam knows this, thinks Dean should too.
Disclaimer: Characters belong to Eric Kripke and Kripke Interprises, and the CW, I think.
Author’s Note: written as a response to authoressnebula’s request for Sam&Dean, hurt/comfort and prompt: hug. Unbeta’d. Hope you like it, dearie!
Title from Proverbs 26:27
( Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein: and he that rolleth a stone, it will return upon him. )

Written for the Mal Round at maleslashminis. this is for noandwhere who wanted snark, humor, and weapons. I hope this works for you, hon.

Title: Job Well Done
Pairing: Mal/Simon
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Don't own em, y'all. just playing.
Summary: Mal and Simon have some realization after a job. UST

( Job Well Done )

Hmm, fic first? Or update? Oh alright. Fic.

Title: Gettin' Wise
Pairing: S/X
Rating: PG some snogging.
Disclaimer: I don't own the boys, just taking them out to play.
Summary: Umm, a little Spander AU scene from Spiral, S5.
Word Count: 1,010
Note: Written for piratepurple as today is her birthday. Happy birthday chicca! Hope you enjoy this. Also, woefully unbeta'd. spot anything, let me know.

( Gettin' Wise )

( accident Update )

Okay, so. sweptawaybayou's birthday was the 15th I think. and I told her I would write her a little something based on a prompt she provided. Her prompt?

Fog. Fathers or father figures. Spike. Dean.

Let's hope this is okay, okay?

Title: Hermano Penitente
Rating: Hard R, definitely adult.
Pairing: Spike/Dean
Summary: Dean's looking for a break. Finds Spike. Break is not exactly what he was expecting.
Disclaimer: Spike belongs to Joss Whedon and company, Dean belongs to Kripke and company. I make no profit.
Author's Note: I'm paying homage to another ficwriter whom I love muchly. Those of you who read ladycat777 may recognize her influence on this piece. Her technique of 'in medias res' is one that I've envied and wanted to try for a long time. So I did with this very short piece. It's probably not well done emulation, but I tried. Also, this is unbeta'd. Except for a spell checker, and my keen eye. If y'all spot any errors, PLEASE let me know.
Author's Note 2: the title, for those of you NOT in the know, Hermanos Penitentes, comes from the name of the semi secret religious sect of Catholics in Colorado and New Mexico. It means "The Penitent Brothers." Look y'all, I's book smart.

( Hermano Penitente )

So. I signed up for kanecountryfic a while ago. Wanted to do some more Chris and Steve for they are my RPS OTP. It is now finished and ready to be posted. Yay.

Title: Change
Dicslaimer: Like I own Steve and Chris. But oh lordy if I did!!!! Blue eyed boys all to my self!
Rating: PG13 to R. not really smutty.
Summary: Chris gets his man, but it's a little more complicated than that.
Word Count: 1254
Feedback: Yes, please. I'd love it.
Author's Note: thanks to kateeyes085 for the beta. I totally appreciate it, my dear.

( Change )


So there it is. What d'y'all think?

Okay, so a while ago - like forever ago - I asked for prompts for ficlets. I got some really good ones, and I've posted some of those already. Then ladycat777 asked me to write her OT4 from SGA, shortly after Doppleganger. I said I would, like the glutton for punishment I am. It's taken me a month and a half, I guess, but It's finally done, and beta'd. And I'm posting it now.

Title: Conciliation
Pairing: John/Rodney/Ronon/Teyla OT4
Summary: Teyla's tired of the tension and mistrust that has entered the team's working relationship, so she decides to stage an intervention with Ronon and Rodney. John's the one being intervened.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters of Stargate:Atlantis, though I wish I did. No profit is being made.
Rating: Hard R to NC-17, depends on where your line lies, I guess.
Warnings/Spoilers: Spoilers for Doppleganger and the only warning I have is that my beta said it should have been more porny. Alas, the porn muse is brokeded.
Author's Note: Well, feedback is much appreciated. I love those little emails in my inbox. Also, my go-to SGA beta, piratepurple, read this over and gave it right back to me. *loves* She caught some of my weird phrasing and what not, and I think I got most of it, but anything amiss is all me. Thanks, Pirate!

( Conciliation: The state of manifesting goodwill and cooperation after being reconciled )

So. did it work?

Umm, little ficlet. SPN rps.

Title: Busted Smile
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: J2
disclaimer: What? Like I know what the guys do in their spare time? Puhleeze. Total fiction. Dammit.
Summary: Plot? We don't need no stinkin' plot. Pure porn.
Feedback: Of course. It makes me smile totally.
Author's Note: Well. I was thinking about Jared's laughter, because of the Best Laugh by missyjack. And this is what came of that. The title comes from a quote by Mary H. Waldrip: "Laughter is a smile that bursts." This is totally unbeta'd, so if you spot anything foul and egregious, please let me know. Thanks.

( Busted Smile )

Title: Not Coming Down
Pairing: Sam, Dean. Gen (MILD wincest if you're totally looking for it, but only implied.)
Rating: PG totally tame
Disclaimer: Not mine, peeps. Sam and Dean and all the other characters herein belong to Kripke.
Summary: It's Dean's last night and he's ready to finalize his deal. Sam's got other plans.
Word Count: 1,267
Feedback: It is my crack! Of course I'd love some.
SPOILERS: YES! Through to Bedtime Stories. And based on speculations that were posted in several blogs I read after watching that episode. Be warned.
Author's Note: The title comes from Tom Petty's song "Room at the Top of the World". I was listening to that and immediate thought of Dean and how he'd feel in the minutes before handing his soul over to the crossroads demon. This is what came of that. Also, this is totally unbeta'd, so if you spot anything egregious, please feel free to point it out.

( I've got a Room at the Top of the World tonight, and I ain't comin' down. )

for sweptawaybayou who wanted Angel/Spike, a full moon and no whiskey. This one was fun to do.

Title: 3 A.M. and I Must Be
Pairing: Angel/Spike
Disclaimer: Don't own em.
Rating: PG
Summary: Late at night, full moon, no whiskey. What's a vamp to do?
Author's Note: written for Snow. Hope you like. Alas, it's totally unbeta'd, so if you spot any problems let me know. Thanks!

( He's seen hundreds of nights )